Dosti Shayris

1 kHWAB ,1 pYAR ,1 hAQIQAT hO tUM . 
dOSTI mE pADNEWALI hAR zAROORAT hO tUM. 
jISKO rOJ iTNE sMS kARNEPADE,wOH mUSIBAT hO tUM. 


aB aUR mANZIL pANE kI hASRAT nAHI 
kISI kI yAAD mE mAR jANE kI fITRAT nAHI 
aAP jESE dOST jABSE mILE 
kISI aUR kO dOST bANANE kI jARURAT nAHI 


 

kUCH dOST pALBHAR mE bHULA dIYE jATE hAI 
kUCH dOST pAL-pAL yAD aATE hAI 
hUM aPSE yAHI pUCHNA cHAHTE hAI 
k dOSTO kI iS kATAAR mE hUM kAHA aATE hAI 


 

kHUSHI sE dIL kO aABAD kARNA 
gAM kO dIL sE aAZAD kARNA 
bAS iTNI gUJAARISH hAI aAPSE kI 
hO sAKE tO dIN mEIN eK bAAR yAAD jAROOR kARNA 


 

zINDAGI zAKHMO sE bHARI hAI, 
wAQT kO mARHAM bANANA sEEKH lO. 
hARNA tOH hAI hI mAUT kE hATHO eK dIN, 
fILHAAL zINDAGI kO jEENA sEEKH lO 


 

hAR yADO mE uSI kI yAD rEHTI hAI. 
mERI aNKHO kO uSI kI tALASH rHTI hAI. 
kUCH tUM b dUA kRO yARO. 
sUNA hAI dOSTO kI 


dUA mE fARISHTO kI fARIYAD hOTI hAI… 

 

kHUSIYO kA eK sANSAAR lEKE aYENGE, 
pATJHAR mEIN bHI bHAR lEKE aYENGE, 
jAB bHI pUKARENGE aAP pYAAR sE, 
zINDGI sE sAANSEN uDHAR lEKE aYENGE… 


 

tHODA sOCHA hAI hUMNE … 
tHODA jAANA hAI hUMNE… 
mUSHKIL sE mAGAR pEHCHANA hAI hUMNE… 
kOI aAP jAISA nA tHA nA hOGA… 
iSLIYE dOST aAPKO mANA hAI hUMNE 


 

lAMHE yE sUHANE sAATH hO nA hO, 
kAL mE aAJ jAISI kOI bAAT hO nA hO, 
aAPKI dOSTI hAMESHA iS dIL mE rAHEGI, 
cHAHE kABHI mULAKAT hO nA hO. 


 

iTNI dOSTI nAA kARO kI bIGAD jAYE hUM. 
tHODA dANTA bHI kARO kI sUDHAR jAYE hUM. 
hO jAYE gAR hUMSE kOI kHATA tO hO jANA kHAFA, 
mAGAR iTNA bHI nAHI k mAR hI jAYE hUM. 


 

zAMANE kI hAR jANNAT tUMHARI hOGI 
yE aASMAAN yE zAMI tUMHARI hOGI 
mUJHSE kEH bHI nA pAOGE uSKE pEHLE 
mERE hISSE kI hAR kHUSHI tUMHARI hOGI 


 

bIKHRI aNKHON sE mOTI hUM pIRO nA sAKE tERI yAAD mE sARI rAAT sO nA sAKE 
bEH nA jAYE aNSUON mE tASVIR yE sOCH kAR 
hUM rO nA sAKE 


 

gUM kI aAHAT bHI nA aAYE tERE dAR pAR, 
pYAR kA sAMUNDER kA tU bHI eK kINARA hO, 
kABHI bHOOL sE jO tAPKE tERI aANKH sE mOTI, 
tHAME wOHI jO tUJHE sAB sE pYARA hO !!! 


 

kISI mOR pE hAM aP kO kHONEY nAHI dENGE.. 
jUDA hONA cHAHO tO hONEY nAHI dENGE… 
cHANDNI rATON mAN aYE gI mERI yAD… 
mERI yAD kE wO pAL aP kO sONEY nAHI dENGE 


 

bHULANA tUMHE nA aSAAN hOGA 
jO bHULE tUMHE wO nADAN hOGA 
aAP tO bASTE hO rUH mE hAMARI, 
bUS aAP hAME nA bHULANA yE aAPKA eHSAAN hOGA. 


 

aAJ dOOR sE hI kOI sALAAM kAR gAYA, 
aPNI yADON kA gULAAM kAR gAYA , 
aPNI zINGAGI gIRVI rAKHI tHI jISKE pAAS, 
aAJ wOHI hUME nILAAM kAR gAYE…….. 


 

kHUDA kE gHAR sE kUCH
gADHE fARAR hOGAYE 
kUCH tO pAKDE gAYE 
kUCH hAMARE yAAR hOGAYE 


Ishq Shayri

1) Ishq kar deta hai bekrar,bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyaar,har 1
ko nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai
intezar….. ….


2) Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala “Chehara Janab ka.”


3) Baithe-Baithe jindgi barbad na kijiye. Jindgi milti hai kuchh kar
dikhane k liye. Roke agar aasman hamare raste ko. To taiyar ho jao aasman
jhukane k liye.


4) Aapki yad na aaye to hum bewafa, Aap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafa,
Hume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi,1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jaye
to hum bewafa.


5) Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi….


6) Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi
banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi
banti… Good morning


7) Rangat teri zulfo ki ghatao ne churai
Khusboo tere anchal se hawao ne udai
Paimane ka dil na tut jaye to kahu main
Hai cheez gazab ki jo nigaho ne pilai


 Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani, Na wo hasin din na wo raatein suhani, Phir
bhi hume aziz hai unki har nishaani, Chahe dil ka wo dard ho ya aankho ka
paani…


9) Kisike dil me basna bura to nahi,kisiko dil me basana khata to
nahi,gunah hai ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,zamaane wale bhi insaan
hain khuda to nahi.


10) Patti, patti Gulab ban jati
Har kali mehare khwab ban jati
aapne dali na kuch aisi mehkdana najre
warna
subhaki os bhi sharabh ban jati


Funny SMS

Congrats, U have been awarded
An M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it to all M.B.A’s.
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Rose is Lal
Sky is Nila,
Ur brain is like Khali Patila.
Bura maan liya?
O.K
Rose is red
Sky is blue,
I born smart
What d hell happened to u?
Thora sa or bura maan lo!
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad!!
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Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?
`
Mosam shabab ka
Nasha sharab ka
Parda janab ka
Aur rang gulab ka
In main sabse haseen to dekho
SMS parhne wala “Mendak talab ka”


 

Exam SMS Jokes in Hindi

Exams ke do din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,


Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai!
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!
`
Kash koi exam result ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ka pehle premium bharwa deta,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva leta…
All the best!


 



Dil ka dard…



dil ka dard dil thodnewala kya jaane
pyaar ke rizvon ko zamana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein
ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane…


 

Funny Hindi SMS Shayari





Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi


 



Pyaar kaa anzaam…



Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi josh ke saath,
Humne bhi pyaar kiyaa hai zindgi me badi hosh ke saath,
lekin ab hum pyaar karenge badeeeeeeee sochhh ke saath,
Kyunki kal shaam usko dekhaa kisi aur ke saaath…


 

Deadly Shayari.! read at your own risk…



Super Deadly Pakau Shayaris!!!


1.
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
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1 is neither composite nor prime”


2.
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST…


3.
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..


4.
Arz kiya hai..


He is KISSING
She is KISSING


He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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* * *some text missing


5.
Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun


6.
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…


7.
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode…


8.
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…


9.
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….”


10.
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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“itni sakti hamen dena data ”

11.
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!


12.
Arz kiya hai…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Kal tak thee jo meri present…
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present…
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P


13.
Arz kiya hai…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.


14. Arz kiya hai…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
Wah-Wah, Wah-Wah…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aaya…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aaya…


15.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”


16.
Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..


17.
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH…..MDH …!

18.
Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????


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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai……………………………………..

19.
A scientist disconnected his doorbell…….


Can u guess why???

????
try


think!!!

donno???
cuz
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!!!!!!!!


He wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P

20.

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter

Gaur farmaiye

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter

21.

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
Wah wah wah


22.

World’s most PAINFUL shayari…

Dil mai chubhi sui….

Arz kiya hai…

Dil mai chubhi sui…
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Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uui…


 



Hasna zindagi ki alamat hai…



Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge…


 

Dard Bharay Hindi SMS

    


Qadam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya..





Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay
zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay
bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main
ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay …





Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.





Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi.





Teri Dosti ne diya “SAKOON” itna,
Ke tere baad koi “ACHA” na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai “BEWAFAI” to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi “BEWAFA” na lagey.









Jo dil se karib ho use rusva nahi karte,
Yun apni mohabbat ka tamasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhengi,
apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…


 

 

 

Dear customer,
u r not using your sms service properly.
your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.
to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender
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When i don’t get your sms
a little pain in my heart
a small tear in my eyes and
sadness falls on my face.
what is this?
it’s nothing
“Just Dramabazi.”
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Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai
ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.
jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.
aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain
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Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.
Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,
Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…
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Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later
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SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.


 

Cute Hindi SMS Shayari

Pyar ki tadap..
Pyar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil mein lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata,
lakh judai ho pyar mein magar
zindagi ka pehla pyar bhulaya nahi jata…


 

wo kahte hain ke saari raat…



Wo kahte hain ke saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai
ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete…


 

Teri khushi ke liye..



Saari umar zindagi se dur rahe,
teri khushi k liye tujhse dur rahe,
ab isse badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi,
ki tere hokar bhi tujhse dur rahe.


 

Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do…



Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do…


 

Hindi SMS

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.


 

Hum aapko kabhi khone nahin denge…



Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .


 

 

Gujarati Shayris

Time For Gujju Smile

 

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.
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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?
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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA


 Prem: Dil mate

Dil: Laagni mate

Laagni: Manushya mate

Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate

Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma



Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo

Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,

Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari

Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.



Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato

Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato

Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho

Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?



Sukh ni aakhi anukramanika

Andar Dukh na prakran

Tame Jindagi vaanchi chhe?

Vancho to padse samjan..



Aavta haso cho.

Jata haso cho.

Savare haso cho.

Ratre haso cho.

Sukh ma haso cho.

Dukh ma haso cho.



Tamne shu lage cheee ?

Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???



Har 1 swass ma tari yaad muku chhu,

Mara thi vadhu viswas tara ma muku chhu,

sachvje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi

mara swass ne tara visvas e muku chhu



Bhina varsad ni komal

bund moklu chhu,

aankh to khol tane

ujas moklu chhu,

pila padi gaya pratiksha na

pandada,

antar thi tane khusbu bhari

yad moklu chhu



Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,

Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,

Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..



Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,

Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,

Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.



Bolya kare a maitri,

chup rahe a prem

milan karave a maitri,

judai satave a prem

hasave a maitri,

radave a prem,

to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??

 

 

Gujarati Good Night SMS

In english-Good night.
In hindi-Shubh raatri.
In urdu-Shabba khiar.
In german-Guten nit.
In spanish-Villi ve dure.
In Gujarati-Sui Jao.


 

Some Sms In Gujarati Language

 

Jindagi evi na jivo ke loko “FARIYAAD” KARE,
pan evi jivo ke loko ” FARI YAAD ” kare.


Sabandho nathi badalata pan sanjogo badlay chhe,
Bhid vachhe jyare Snehijan ni khot vartaay chhe,
Tyare j koina sambandh ni sachi Kimat samjay chhe.


 

Hindi Jokes

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…. !!


 



Hindi Friendship SMS in 140 Words





Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.
`
Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.




Hindi Insult SMS



Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…


 



I Love You



Kaate nahin katte din ye raat.
kehni thi tumse jo dilki baat.
lo aaj main kehta hoon..
I LOVE YOU.


 



Hindi SMS



Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mat Samajna
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar…
`
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat par aetbaar karenge
Tujhe SMS karne ko toh nahin kahenge
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezaar karenge..

 



Answer in Haan or Nahin



Answer the following in HAAN or NAHIN

1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!


 



Some Funny Hindi SMS Jokes



1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???Ans : Wen
ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur
mercedes…..


2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya…
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi… Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.


3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi
naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao
brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari


4) What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?


Dava
is lik ”grlfrnd”
dat comes
with expiry date


n

daru
is
like ”wife”
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.


5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se
likha letter dekar kaha,”Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,”Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai


6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge
hattekatte naujawan kyounki…Jab Khuda meherban to
GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.


7) Napolean:There’s no such word as impossible in my
dictionary…..


Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!


 Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna…… … …………
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai…khud hi jap
le…”Papi”.


9) English teacher: “One cute & young girl is walking
on d road.”
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: “Oh GOD, what a piece!!!


10) BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi
khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use
hi khana milega. JAI BANIA.


 



Apna Bana Lo Mujhe !



Kaise kahoon ke apna bana lo mujhe
Baahon mein apni sama lo mujhe
Bin tumhare ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe


 

Dreams SMS in Hindi



Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..
`
Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao…
`
Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!
`
Wo so jata hy aksar hume yad kiye bagair
Humen neend nahi ati unse bat kiye bgair
Kasur unka nahi kasur to hamara hy
Unhe chaha b to unki ijazat liye bagair…


barsaat main jab
barish hoti thi
hum park main betha karty thy
barish main bheega karty thy
aaj
waisa he barsaat ka din hi
park ke binch pe
tanha betha bheeg raha hon
jin main hum tum sang bheegy thy
un lamhon ko sochraha raha hon


 

Rose Day SMS in Hindi

 

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi..


 

Mobile and our life…

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,
Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,
Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,
Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,
Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,
Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,
Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,
Muskan ko karo sent,
Help ko karo ok,
Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,
Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi.


 

Main hoon naa…

Hi To All…
after a long time i`m sharing this
shayari…hope u like it ….


ishq mein log izhaar kiya karte hain
ishq mein log ikraar kiya karte hain
hum to bas kwabon mein tumhara deedar kiya karte hain
chaand to ab bhi nikalta hain ,chaandni ke saath
magar hum , ab uska nahi,
intezaar tumhara kiya karte hain
us chaand mein bhi jhalak tumhari dekha karte hain
ab tumko hain kehnaa
kiska hain yeh tumko intezaar MAIN HOON NAA!!!!!!!!


Hindi Love SMS

 (ok)Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataye,
koi baat dilko na bhaye,
aankhein sagar chalkayein,
yaad karke dekhna hame,
kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye…
`
Teri raahon mein kabse aankhein bichhaye baithe hai,
is dilke toofan mein mohabbatki shama jalaye baithe hai,
aye zalim kis mod pe laakar chhoda hai tune mujhko,
aaj bhi milneki hasratse teri yaadko dilse laga baithe hai…
`
Pyas wo dilki bujhane kabhi aya hi nahi,
kaisa badal hai jsika koi saya bhi nahi,
berukhi isse badi aur bhala kya hogi,
ek muddat se usne hame sataya bhi nahi…
`
Pyas wo dilki bujhane kabhi aya hi nahi,
kaisa badal hai jsika koi saya bhi nahi,
berukhi isse badi aur bhala kya hogi,
ek muddat se usne hame sataya bhi nahi…
`
Aaj kuch khas baat to jaroor hai,
jo aap itne madhosh hue jaa rahe hai,
kahin ye bin piye jaam ka nasha to nahi,
jo aap itne aashiq mizaz hue ja rahe hai…
`
Aaj apne aapse khafa hoon
jo uske chehre ki madhoshiyan na padh saka,
par kya krun uski yaad me aisa khoya ke
uski muskurahat ke piche ki shararat na padh saka…
`
Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale,
manana nai ata ye bhul hi gaye,
manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi,
humse yun pehle kabhi koi rutha hi nahi…
`
Sach to ye hai bekar hame gam hota hai,
jo chaha tha duniya me kam hota hai,
gaironko kab fursat hai dukh deneki,
jab hota hai koi humdam hota hai…
`
Yun to mehfilein kabhi udas nai hoti,
pyar ki manzilein kabhi paas nahi hoti,
par hota hai kabhi kabhi aisa bhi,
mil jate hai wo jinke milneki kabhi aas nahi hoti…
`
Jab yaad tumhari aati hai,
dil khoonke aansu rota hai,
bedard zamana kya jaane,
is dil mein kya kya hota hai…
`
Chahat Hai Humko Tere Ishq Mein Marneki,
Sochi Thi Humne Tumse Mohabbat Karneki,
Kisiko Kya Bataun Ke Kitna Majboor Hoon,
Chaha Hai Sirf Tumhe Aur Tumhi Se Door Hoon…


 

I Miss You SMS in Hindi

Aaj bhi tum dhadak
Aaj bhi teri khanakti is sada aati hai,
Aaj bhi jism sulagta hai teri saansonse,
Aaj bhi ruh me halchal mere mach jaati hai…
`
Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare,
Palkonpe reh gaye hai kanpte hue sitare,
Dilme machalnewale tufan tham gaye hai,
Arman zindagike khamosh ho gaye hai,
Viraniyan chamanki takdir ban gayi hai,
Mehrum zindagiki tasvir ban gayi hai…
`
Unki yaadme sab kuch bhulaye baithe hai,
chirag khushiyonke bujhaye baithe hai,
hum to marenge unki bahonme,
ye bhi mautse shart lagaye baithe hai…
`
Nazar andaz kaise karein aapko,
nazronme bithaya hai aapko,
yaad aayegi to bahenge aansu,
magar hum royenge bhi nahi,
kyonki palkein chubhegi aapko…
`
Kabarki mitti uthake le gaya koi,
isi bahane hame chhukar chala gaya koi,
tanhai aur andhere me kuch the hum to,
lekin phirse intezar karneki wajah de gaya koi..
`
Tujhe chahnewale kam na honge,
Wakt ke sath shayad hum na honge,
Chahe kisiko kitna bhi pyar dena
Lekin tumhari yadonke hakdar sirf hum honge…


 

Cute Hindi SMS

Dost ki yaad har waqt sataye gi
Dukh k waqt dosti bohat yaad aaye gi
Us din jaano ge dost ki qadar
Jis din dost se zindagi rooth jaye gi..
`
Rahat b aap sai mili hain
Chaht b aap sai mili hain
Hum se kabhi na rothna kiyo k
Hame ye muskurahat bhi aap se mili hain
I miss U
`
Tere khayalon sai hamy fursat nhi milti
Ek pal k liye hamy rahat nhi milti
Yun tou sab kuch humare pas hai
Bas dekhne ko apki surat nhi milti!
`
Be’khulos logon se ijtenab krna hai
Mujh ko apnay rishton ka ehtesab krna hai
Usko bhool jana hay k us ko yad rkhna hai
Dukh to ek jesa hay intakhab krna hai…
`
Ap se door kaisay reh paatay,
DIL se aap ko kaisay bhula paatay,
kash aap sapnon k elawa sheshay me bassay hotay,
khud ko b daikhtay to aap nazar atay.
`
Dost wo nhi jis ki wajha se aankh me aanson aaye
Sacha dost wo hai jo labo per muskurhat ka sabab bany ..
`
Sapne hain yadain hain or bht kuch!
Tum ho tumhari batain hain or bht kuch!
Nhi chahte hum tumko bhulana!
Magar doori hai ek majboori hai or bht kuch.
`
Na jaany kun si baat aakhir ho jaye…
Na jaane kun si raat aakhir ho jaye..
Haal chal pouchhte raha karo humse…
Najaane kun si sans aakhir ho jaye…


 

Hindi Missing You SMS

 

Zuban khamosh,ankhon mai nami hogi,
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko tou her zakham bhar jayega,
Kaise bhare gi wo jaga jahan aap ki kami hogi…


 

Hindi Love SMS

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi…

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

Ae ALLAH!

Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya…

“Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

 

Bollywood Dialogues!
 

Dharmendar: ” Kutte! Kamine ! Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaonga”
Lalita Pawar: ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”
Prem Chopda:” In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai”
Typical farmer ka dialogue: ” mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai ”
Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga ”
Doctor : ” Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ….. ”
Doctor:” I’m sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey”
Doctor:” Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai”
” Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.”
” Zyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna”
Fathers Dialogue: ” Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?”
Hero in Temple: “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..”
Most Common:” Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ….”
The favoirite emotional blackmail: ” Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi ”
The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”
“Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte”


 

Happy Friendship Day..

Kya mangu rab se aapko pane ke baad,
kiska karoon main intezaar aapke aane ke baad,
kyon dosti me jaan luta dete hain log,
malum hua aapko dost banane ke baad….


 

Happy Friendship Day to You All

Happy Friendship Day..



Doston,
Aap sab jante hain ke aaj friendship day hai.
MaiN apne sabhi doston ko apni taraf se Mubarak baat deta hoon
aur dua karta hoon ke aap ki har mushkil asan ho aur
aap ki har qawaqish puri ho. hanste rahiye shad rahiye.
Aap sabhi doston ke liye kuch ashar pesh hai.


Dosti Ek Ahesas Hai Muhabbaton Ka
Dosti Ek Jazba Hai Shahadaton Ka
Dosti Har Gaam Sath Chala Karti Hai
Dosti Saye Ke Manind Howa Karti Hai
Dosti Dukh Bhare Jazbat Ka Hissa Hai
Dosti Qushion Ke Lamhat Ka Hissa Hai
Dosti Qurbani Ka Dosra Naam Hai
Dosti Iqlas Ka Anokha Paigham Hai
Dosti Subha Ki Hawaon Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Mahekti Fizaon Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Pholon Ki Qushbo Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Sapno Ki Ek Jado Si Hoti Hai
Dosti Doston Ki Wafaon Se Hoti Hai
Dosti Doston Ki Jafaon Se Hoti Hai
Dosti Amn Ka Qushion Ka Geet Hoti Hai
Dosti Kai Suron Ka Sangheet Hoti Hai
Dosti Sab Ko Piyaar Karna Sikhati Hai Apas Me
Dosti Ladna Aur Jhagadna Sikhati Hai Apas Me
Sare Doston Ko Bas Yehi Kahena Hai Danish
Dosti Ki Har Shaan Kabhi Kam Hone Na dena
Chahe Jaan Par Hi Kion Na Ajaye,Kuch Bhi Ho
Jazb-e-dosti Ko Kabhi Badnaam Na Hone Dena…


Aasif Bidani



 

Urdu and Hindi Friendship SMS



Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Har rishta mila virasat me,phir dosti kyu alag se banai hai..
kyuki baaki rishte banaye khuda ne,
aur dosti khud khuda ki parchai hai…
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar…


 

Only for broken hearts…



Kon rakh ta hai yaad naamo ko,
logh chaharo ko bhool jatey hai,
tum samader kee baat karti ho,
logh ankho mein doob jatey hai,
Mohabat jisney ker ni ho.
wo mohabat kya janey,
Mera dil tumhi ab bhi chahata hai…
teray dil ko khuda jaanay!!


 

Collection of Friendship Quotes



(blog)Musibat ka syrup ho tum… Tension ka capsule ho tum… Aafat ka tablet ho tum… Par kiya kare, kehna par tha hai kyunki….. Dosti ka injection ho tum!
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Suna hai asr hota hai baton main, tum bhi bhool jaoge do chaar mulakatoon main, humse rooth kar jaoge kahan, tumari to dosti ki lakeer hai in hatoon main.
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Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamaari. Aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamaari. Aap ko hum yaad aaye na aaye… Aapko yaad karna aadat hai hamaari…xxx
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A Special Smile A Special Face A Special someone I cant replace A Special Hug From me to u 4 the special person I have found in YOU!
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A FRIEND IS SWEET WHEN ITS NEW, ITS EVEN SWEETER WHEN ITS TRUE, BUT U KNOW ITS SWEETEST WHEN ITS U
————————-
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jub hum hi na rahenge tho dosti kaun karega, Aye khuda, mere dost ko salaamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
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haquiqat mohabbatki judai hoti hain. pyar may to sirf ruswai hoti hain. hamari taraf haath bada kar to dekho. dosti may kitni saachai hoti hain.
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Flower n Friend SMS! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu… Dost me aap jaisa… Nalayak koi nahi!
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Phookbankar muskrana zindagi hai…, Muskara ke Gum bhulana zindagi hai…, Milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua…., Bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai…
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Kal fir yehi sama hoga, Hum mein se kaun na jane kahan hoga, Murjhaye phool to mil jayenge kitabo mein, Par bichhade dosto ka shayad hi koi pata hoga….
————————-
A faithful friend is the medicine of life and True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
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FRiendship is a network that needs,no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,no low bettari,FriendShip is life time in coming..
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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Friendship is a special kind of love and One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
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Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never.
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Aap ki yad aayi, ankhe khuli. varna jagne vale hum na the, dosti pe jinda he aap ki, varna jinda rehne vale hum na the.
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dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye, dukh-sukh me de sath vo yar chahiye, hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin jo yad rakkhe hame vo yar chahiye……
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When tears flow in your eyes… Always remember two things: Im here and I care I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
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True friends stay together and never say goodbye! Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
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Friendship never speaks volumes it never demands proof…..it never has a happy ending too…..simply bcoz it doesnt end as longas frnds r true……Gudnite
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A true thought:When you are up,your friends know who you are.When you are down,you know who your friends are…..
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A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of LOVE, B’coz Sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship Rises in the heart and sets after Death…..
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Takdeer ne chaha takdeer ne bataya,Takdeer na tumko humse milaya… Khushnaseeb the hum ya woh pal,Jab tumsa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya….
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Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
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Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain… Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain…
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Har dua kubul nahi hoti,Har aarzu puri nahi hoti … Jinke dil me aap jaise dost rehte ho,Unke liye dhadkan bhi jaruri nahi hoti….


 

Shayari on Dosti



Dosti
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain..!!!


 

Dost ke liye kuch dua…

Hi guys n gals…

I managed to write one more shairi for the
unbelieveable relationship called “Friendship”…


Tum mere kya ho
yeh tum kya jaano,
gar lafz se zahir karoon,
tho yeh hamari gustakhi ho.


Kam na padjaye lafz
aapki shaan mein,
kya bataoon tumhein
meri hairangi mein.


Bas khuda se yeh guzaarish hai,
ke har khushi tumhein mubarak ho,
aur yeh har farishtey ki dua ho….


 

 



Mohabbat ko mahobbat ki tarah paa na
sake
Mohabbat ko ibaadat keh Khudda tujhe
maan liya
Dil sei dil toe kabhi mill na sakei
Tere kadmo mein dil ko kurbaan kar diya


 

 

Maana Ke Hum Izhaar Nahi Karte
Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Apka Khayal Nahi Karte
Mayusi Main Beet Jata Hai Wo Din
Jis Din Hum Apko Yaad Nhi Karte.


 

 

Wo Pyar Jo HaQiQat Me Pyar Hota Hai.
Zindagi Me Sirf Ek Baar Hota Hai.
Nigaho Ke MiLte MiLte DiL MiL Jaye.
Ye IttefaQ Sirf Ek Baar Hota Hai.


 

 

EK Shakhs Jo Hume Zindgi Se Pyara Hai
Begair Uske Wiran Ye Jahan Saara Hai
Wo Kya tha, Kya Hai, Kya Khabar..
Jaisa Bhi Hai Bas Humara Hai..


 

 

Haqikat Ho Tum Kaise Tujhe”SAPNA” kahu
Tere Hr Dard Ko Ab Me”APNA”kahu
Sab Kuch KURBAN h Tujh Pr
Kaun h Tere Siva Jise Me”APNA”kahu


 

SMS Collection (In Hindi)



Palak Jhuka Kar Salam Karte Hai,
Is Dil Ki Dua Apke Naam Karte Hai,
Kabool Ho To Muskura Dena
Aapki 1 Muskurahat Par Ye Jaan Kurban Karte Hai !!
`
Zindgi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai,
Koi Mil Jata Hai,Koi Bichad Jata Hai,
Jise Mangte Hai Hum Apni Duao Me,
Vo Kisi Aur Ko Bina Mange Mil Jata Hai !!
`
Wo To Pani Ki Bund He Jo Ankho Se Bah Jaye,
Aansu To Wo He Jo Tadap Ke Ankho Me Hi Rehjaye,
Wo Pyar Kya Jo Lafzo Me Byan Ho,
Pyaar To Wo Hai Jo Ankho Me Nazar Aye.. !!
`
Behate Ansu Ki Kabhi Juban Nahi Hoti.
Labzo Pe Mahobbat Bayan Nahi Hoti.
Agar Mile Kisi Ka Pyaar To Kadar Kijiyega.
Kyo Ki Kismat Har Kisi Pe Maherban Nahi Hoti !!
`
Kasam Se Tujhe Kabhi Bhula Na Payenge
Hum Mar Jayenge Lekin Tujhe Rula Na Payenge
Humne Rakha Hai Dil Ki Us Jagah Pe
Tujhe Kab Kisi Or Ko Vaha Bitha Na Payenge Hum !!
`
Kismat Pe Na Chalta Hai Zor Kisika,
Dekha Uske Haath Mein Haath Kisika,
Bas Wo Rahe Khush Hamesha
Chahe Ho Uske Pass Saath Aur Kisika !!
`
Mujhe Tumse Mohabbat Ho Gayi Hai
Yeh Duniya Khoobsoorat Ho Gayi Hai
Khuda Se Roz Tumko Mangta Hoon
Meri Chahat Ibadat Ho Gayi Hai..!!
`
Chalta Tha Kabi Hath Mera Tham Kar
Jis Par Karta Hai Bahut Yaad Wo Rasta
Use Kahna Umeed Wo Rakhe Na Kisi Or Se
Har Shakhs Mohabat Nahi Karta Use Kehna !!
`
Meri Yahi Chahat Tha Ki Tum Hamari Zindagi Mein Aao
Lekin Yeh Ho Na Saka Aur Ab Hum Apni Takdeer Pe Rote Hai
Neend To Nahi Aati Hai Rato Ko Lekin Phir Bhi
Kabhi Khuabo Mein Aao Isi Ummeed Se Sote Hai !!
`
Lamha-Lamha Aapke Hotho Par Muskan Rahe
Har Gum Se Aap Anjan Rahe Jiske Sath Mahek
Uthe Aapki Zindgi Hamesha Aapke Pas Wahi Insaan Rahe !!
`
Hum Aapki Dosti Ko Salam Karte Hai
Iska Har 1 Lafz Aapke Naam Karte Hai
Aaj Aap Mango Khuda Se Jo Aap Chaho,
Kyonki Hum Aaj Ki Har Mannat Aapke Naam Karte Hai. !!
`
Na Chupana Koi Baat Dil Main Ho Agar,
Rakhna Thorra Bharosa Hum Par,
Hum Nibhaye Ge Dosti Ka Rishta Iss Qadar,
Ke Bhulane Par Bhi Na Bhula Pao Ge Zindagi Bhar !!
`
Ye Mana Ki Bade Hi Badnaam Hai Hum,
Kar Jate Hai Shrarat Kyoki Insan Hai Hum,
Lagaya Na Kariye Humari Bato Ko Dil Se,
Aapko To Pata Hai Kitne Nadan Hai Hum !!
`
Sms To Ek Bahana Hai,
Irada To Aapka Ek Lamhe Churana Hai,
Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Na Karo ,
Phir Bhi Aapki Yadoon Mein Hamara Aana Jana Hai.!!
`
Bina Dard Ke Ansu Bahaye Nahi Jate,
Bina Pyar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate,
Ae Dost Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Bina Dil Diye, Dil Paye Nahi Jata !!
`
Ae Khuda Apne Chand Pe Itna Gurur Na Kar,
Ek Chand Sa Dost Hum Bhi Rakhte Hai,
Jab Tariff Hoti Hai Teri Chand Ki,
Log Misal Mere Dost Ki Dete Hai!
`
Dosti Se Badi Koi Jagir Nahi Hoti,
Isse Acchi Koi Tasvir Nahi Hoti,
Ek Najuk Pyar Ka Dhaga Hai,
Fir Bhi Isse Pakki Koi Janjeer Nahi Hoti
`
Aap Ko Bhul Jane Ka Hosla Na Hua,
Dur Rehkar B Dil Juda Na Hua,
Aapse Milkar Kisi Se Kya Milte,
Koi Aap Jaisa Doosra Na Hua….
`
Tanhai Ka Ye Aalam He..Rone Ko Dil Karta He..
Rokar Thak Jaate He..To Marne Ko Dil Karta He…
Lekin Mare Bhi To Kaise…
Koi He Jiske Liye Jine Ko Dil Karta He..!!
`
Hum Agar Aap Se Mil Nahi Pate,
Aisa Nahi Ke Aap Hume Yaad Nahi Aate,
Maana Ki Sub Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate.
Par Jo Bas Jate He Dil Me.Wo Phir Bhulaye Nai Jate !!
`
Lafz Na Nikle Phir Bhi Awaaz H0ti Hai,
Kuch Lamh0 Ki Baat Bahut Khaas H0ti Hai,
Aap Chahe Maane Ya Na Maane,
Lekin Aap Ki Yaad Hamesha Dil Ke “Pass” Hoti Hai !!
`
Dil Ki Kitab Ka Panna Chura Le Gaya Koi….,
Dhadkan Dil Ki Chura Le Gaya Koi…,
Hum To Raja The Dil Ke…,
Ek Nazrana De Ke Gulam Hame Bana Gaya Koi…!!
`
Waqt Mile To Hame Yaad Kar Lena,
Pal Pal Na Sahi Din Me Ek Baar Kar Lena,
Mana Ki Rishte Honge Aap Ke Hazaar,
Par Hamare Liye Ek Pal Barbaad Kar Lena !!
`
Sapno Ka Gharounda Tuta Hai Koi,
Apna Hum Se Rutha Hai Koi,
Hamari Wafa Ko Bewafai Keh Gaye Wo,
Hum Dete Rahe Duhai Aur Muskurate Reh Gaye Wo !!
`
Masti-Pal Doh Pal Ki Yeh Saanse Hain,
Ushi Aankhon Ki Chamak Ke Pyase Hain.
Aa Jao Kahin Se Bhi Humdum,
Hal Ki Si Jhalak Ke Pyase Hain Hum !!
`
Milna Tha Itefak Bichadna Nasib Tha,
Wo Itni Dur Ho Gayi Jishe Hona Karib Tha.
Hum Usko Dekhne Ko Taraste Hi Reh Gaye,
Jiski Hatheli Me Likha Humara Nasib Tha !!
`
Rishte Banane Ke Liye Bas Ek Pal Chahiye,
Par Ushe Nibhane Ke Liye Dil Chahiye,
Khelta To Sagar Bhi Hai Lehro Se,
Par Ushe Thaamne Ke Liye Bhi Saahil Chahiye !!




Hindi SMS for Mobile

Koi dikha ke roe,koi chupake roe,
hame rulane wale hame rulake roe,
marane ka maja to tab hai yaro jab,
kaatil bhi janaaje pe aake roe.
`
Tej dhadakan ko sun ke bhi
tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi hoti,
kya mehasus karogi tum dil ka dard,
dil ke tutane ki to aawaaj bhi nahi hoti.
`
Khud kee mahobbat fanah kaun karega,
sabhi nek ban gaye to gunah kaun karega,
e khuda sanam bevafa ko bachaye rakhana,
varana hamaari maut ki duwa kaun kareg?
`
Shama jalati hai parawane chale aate hai,
Sar ke bal ishq ke diwane chale aate hai,
ab to aa jao meri jaan,ke janaja uthane ko hai,
log to gairo ko bhi dafanane chale aate hai.
`
Koi achchi si saja do mujako,
Chalo aisaa karo bhula do mujako,
tumase beechadu to maut aa jaae,
dil ki geharaiyo se duwa do mujako.


 



Sad SMS in Hindi



Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat sahi,
Magar hamain bhol jana aapki kismat mein nahi,
Agar yaqeen na ho to aazma ke dekh lena,
Khudhi ko bhool jaoge hume nahi..
`
Woh kaunsa lamha tha jo gujar gaya
Ek lamha kya gujra, ek zamana gujar gaya
Zindagi toh khatm ho gayi, lekin maut na aayi
Ek pal mein hi mera fasana gujar gaya
`
Mere angan mein lagay phool gawahi dein
Maine arsay sey kisi phool ko dekha bhi nahin
Tujh ko socha hai to phir tujh ko hi socha hai
Terey siwa ……..kisi aur ko socha bhi nahin
`
Karoge yaad ek din ..iss pyaar ke zamane ko..
Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi naa wapas aane ko ..
hoga mehfil mein jab koi zikr hamara..
toh aap bhi dhondoge tanhai aansu bahane ko !!
`
Kisi ke waado par zindagi tabah kar baithe
Diwangi mein yeh kaisa gunah kar baithe..
Ek chand ki aarzu k liye hum,
apni haseen raato ko Fanah kar baithe !!
`
Mohabbaton ki saza bemisal di usney,
Udas rehne ki aadat daal di usney…..
Mere wajood pe jab itne Zakham dekh chuka woh…..
phir jaan boojh ke kaanton ki shaal dal di usney !!!


 

Hindi SMS Messages for Friends

 

Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye,
Ki jo dosti to dil se nibhaani chaahiye,
Waqt aane pe dosti ke liye,
Jaan bhi gawaani pade to gawa deni chaahiye.
****************************
Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya,
Duniya ki is bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye jakhmo ko pyaar samajhate rahe
Tere isi bhoolawe ke piche aur kisi se dil na lagaya.
*****************************
Jindagee jakhmo se bhari hai,
Waqt ko malham banana sikho,
Haarna to hai maut ke saamne,
Filhaal jindagee se jitna sikhlo.
*****************************
Jindagee me kuch na mila hamko,
To kya gam hai aapka SMS mila ye kya kam hai?
Aapke mobile me ek choti si jagah jo
Paalu to wo jagah TajMahal se kya kam hai?
*****************************



Har din dua karte hai,
Mere dost ki subah din khushabu se mehak jaaye,
Aur us mehak ke ehasaas se hamara
Din bhi gujar jaaye :)
*****************************
Chandni raat hai, taaro ki baaraat hai,
Kitne khushnaseeb hai wo
Jo is haseen pal me
Aapke saath hai.
*****************************
Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki
Insaan pehle bandar tha, dekho gussa mat hona kyonki,
Jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai,
Ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
*****************************
Ye dil pyaar ke kaabil na raha,
Koi bhi intajaar ke kaabil na raha,
Is dilme bas gayi dosti aapki
Ab to chaand bhi deedaar ke kaabil na raha.
*****************************
Yaado se dil bharta nahi,
Dil se yaade nikalti nahi,
Ye kaisi majboori hai ki aapko
Yaad kare bina chain padta nahi.
*****************************
Ye meri mohabbat ka kusoor hai,
Ki aaj wo mujhase door hai,
Had se jyada chaahta hu usako,
Ye hi meri sabse badi bhool hai.
*****************************
Yu to har phool me madhuras nahi hota,
Chand bhi kabhi chandni ke paas nahi hota,
Jee chaahta hai tum se dosti kar lu,
Magar har shakhs par aitbaar nahi hota.
*****************************
Yaaro ye duniyaa hai bedardo ki,
Yaha har raaz chupana padta hai,
Dil me hai laakho jakham,
Phir bhi mehafil me to muskurana padta hai.
*****************************
Phoolo ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Taaro ne gagan se salaam bheja hai,
Har khushi mubarak ho aapko,
Hamne sachche dil se ye paigaam bheja hai.
*****************************
Sunhari dhoop barsaat ke baad,
Thodi hasi harbaat ke baad,
Usi tarah ho aapko mubaarak nayi
Subah kal raat ke baad.
*****************************
Har subah naye dhoond laati hai,
Har phool se khushabu aati hai,
Jitna na chaahe na jaane kyon har subah
Aankhen khulte hi aapki yaad aa hi jaati hai.
*****************************
Jindagee ek sadak hai,
Masti se chalte raho,
Aate hai utaar-chadaav,
Bas gear badalate raho.
*****************************
Raah pe chalte chalte,
Poocha paao ke chhalo ne
Basti kitni door banaai hai
Dil me basne waalo ne…
*****************************
Poocho na us kaagaj se,
Jis pe ham dil me beeti likhate hai,
Tanhaaiyo me beeti baate tamaam likhate hai,
Wo kalam bhi deewaani ho gayi,
jisse ham aapka naam likhte hai.
*****************************
Jamaane ki har jannat aapke liye hogi,
Ye aasmaan ye jameen aapke liye hogi,
Mujhse kah bhi na paaoge uske pahle,
Mere hisse ki har khushi aapki hogi.
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Kyon mujhe tu baar-baar yaad aata hai,
Kyon pal do pal ko mujhe mahka jata hai,
Naraajgi tumhaari baar-baar aane se nahi,
Balki tumhaare baar-baar jaane se hai…
*****************************
Parwaah karo uski jo aapki parwaah kare,
Jindagi me jo kabhi rooswa na kare,
Jaan bankar utar jaaye uski jaan me,
Jaan aap par jo apni jaan kurbaan kar de…
*****************************
Maine usase mohabbat ki,
Jindagi bhar saath nibhaane ke liye,
Usne mujhase mohabbat ki,
Ek din saath chod jaane ke liye…
*****************************
Gila hame unse nahi gila un dooriyo se karte hai,
Ham unse door hi sahi,
Par pyaar to ham unki,
Dooriyo se bhi karte hai.
*****************************
Kaash banaane waale ne
Dil sheeshe ka banaya hota,
Kam se kam todne waale ke haatho me
Jakhm to aaya hota…
*****************************
Jaan se jyada jaan tumhe chaahte hai,
Aawaaj dekar dekho jara ham tumhe paas hi milege,
Hamaari yaad me aansu na bahana,
Nahi to ham un aansu ke sang bah jaayenge…
*****************************
Tumhe har safar ka kinara milega,
Chamakta hua har sitara milega,
Aayegi chehre pe pyaari si muskaan,
Message tumhe jab hamara milega.
*****************************
Dooriyo ki na aap parwaah kiya keejiye,
Dil jab bhi pukaare bula leejiye,
Ham door jyada nahi aapse,
Bas apni palko se palko ko mila liya keejiye.
*****************************
Dil doob raha hai ek kinara chaahiye,
Girte huye is pyaar ko ek sahara chaahiye.
*****************************
Is shaam ki tanhaai se, is dard ki gahraai se,
Ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai,
Jara samjho in fijaao ki chubhan ko,
Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai…
*****************************
Andhera hi andhera hai kuch kaise dikhe,
Ab in aankhon ko teri soorat ka najara chaahiye…
*****************************
Har waqt hotho par aapki hasi ho,
Har pal dil me aapke khushi ho,
Sitaare bhi jameen par aa kar aapko gher le,
Aisi chaand ki tarah chamakti aapki jindagee ho.
*****************************
Tohafa kya aaj tumhe main yaar du,
Bachi chand khushiya bhi tumpe apni waar du,
Maangi thi jo us khuda se tumhaare liye,
Un sabhi duaao ka tujhe main upahaar du…
*****************************
Jameen ki mitti bhi dekh na paau,
Mujhe aasmaan me itane sitaare na do,
Jameen par pair rakhkar akele chal na paau,
Mujhe kadam-kadam par itna sahara na do…
*****************************
Hamari mahafil ko fasana mil gaya,
Hamari gajlo ko afsana mil gaya,
Aapka pyaar aisa mila jaise,
Khuda ki taraf se koi najrana mil gaya.
*****************************
Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
Mana ki iska kuch anjaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhaane ki chaahat ho dono taraf to,
Tamaam umra koi rishta nakaam nahi hota.
*****************************
Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
Par bewaqt hame yaad kar liya karo,
Mana aapke aas-paas saari duniyaa hai,
Magar kabhi hamaari kami ka bhi ehsaas kar liya karo.
*****************************
Khuda se jab bhi milate hai,
Yahi fariyaad karte hai,
Khuda unhe khush rakhna,
Jo hame yaad karte hai.
*****************************
Jindagi kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti,
Amaanat me kabhi kayaamat nahi hoti,
Dil ko sambhaal kar rakhna mere dost,
Ishq ki kaid me kabhi jamaanat nahi hoti.
*****************************
Har subah ki dhoondh kuch yaad dilaati hai,
Har phoolo ki khushabu ek jaadu sa jagaati hai,
Chaaho ya na chaaho, par kitna bhi,
Aap ki yaad aa hi jaati hai.
*****************************
Chaand taaro ki kasam khata hu,
Main bahaaro ki kasam khata hu,
Koi aap jaisa najar nahi aaya,
Main najaro ki kasam khata hu.
*****************************
Bhoolana aapko na aasaan hoga,
Jo bhoole aapko wo nadaan hoga,
Aap to baste ho dil me hamaare,
Aap hame na bhoole ye aapka ehsaas hoga.
*****************************
Chaman ko chaman ki bahaaro ne luta,
Saahil ko kashti ke kinaaro ne luta,
Aap to ek hi kasam se dar gaye,
Hame to aapki kasam dekar hajaaro ne luta.
*****************************
Ikaraar me shabdo ki ehamiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaaj nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hai dil ki daastaan,
Mohabbat lafjo ki mohataaj nahi hoti.
*****************************
Bahut door hai hamaare ghar se tumhaare ghar ka kinara,
Par ham hawa ke har jhonke se pooch lete hai,
Ki kya haak hai tumhara?…
*****************************
Chehre ki har muskaan ban jata hai koi,
Dil ki har dhadkan ban jata hai koi,
Phir kaise jiye jindagee uske bin,
Jab jindagee jeene ki wajah ban jata hai koi…
****************************
Takdeer ne chaha, takdeer ne bataya,
Takdeer ne tumko aur hamko milaya,
Khushnaseeb the ham ya wo pal,
Jab tum sa anmol saathi is jindagee me aaya.
*****************************
Lamhe ye suhaane ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapka pyaar hamesha is dil me rahega,
Chaahe poori umra mulakaat ho na ho…
*****************************
Tamanna kare aap jin bahaaro ki,
Wo bahaar aapke kadmo me ho,
Khuda aapko wo hakeekat me de,
Jo socha aapne kabhi sapno me ho…
*****************************
Kisi ke dil basna bura nahi,
Kisi ko dil me basana khata to nahi,
Gunaah ho ye jamaane ki najar me to kya hua,
Jamaane waale khuda to nahi.




 



Good Thought in Hindi





Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain
aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain…


Dil ki tadap ko kaise lafjo mein bayan karoon,
Teri yaad ko kaise apne dil se juda karoon,
Dil hi dil mein tujhko apna bana liya maine,
Tujh bin guzara kaise main mere meherba karoon…


Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega,
Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega,
Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega,
Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega.


Kabhi kabhi in ankhon me nami si hoti hai.
Kabhi kabhi in hoton pe hasi si hoti hai.
E dost wo tum hi ho, jis se meri jindagi zinda dil hoti hai.


 



Short SMS in Hindi




Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge,
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge,
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge,
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do,
Yaadein meri, magar…
Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.


Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.


Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
Saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise


Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
Pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
Ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…


Pyar karoge to dil tootega,
na karo to daman chootega.
Apan banawoge to rona parega,
paas awoge to khona parega.


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.


Sadham meets kajol n asks her ” how is ur life ?” kajol says ” Kabie khushi kabie gham!” n kajol asks Sadham ” how about u? ” n he says ” kabie BUSH kabie BOMB”!!!!!!!

Khush to bahut honge ki hamara sms aa gya ,par hum bhi bahut chalaak hain humne likha kuch bhi nahin hai…….

 

 

Mere aansu nahi rukte

Hawa Jab Geet Gati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Tumhari Yad Aati Hai Mery Ansu Nahin Rukty

Main Khush Hota Hon Pani Mein Baha Kar Kaagzi Kashti

Magar Jab Dub Jati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Mein Din Bhar Khof Ruswai Ka Kitna Zabat Krta Hon

Magar Jab Raat Chaati Hai Mery Aansu Nahin Rukty

Kabi Jab Sarad Shamun Mein May Tmko Pukaron

Chalay Anaa K Her Sans Pay Aansoo Nahi Ruktay

 

 

 


Tumne to peeche mud ke dekha nahi…

Hathon se jaise rait fissal gayi
Tu waise meri jeevan se nikal gayi
Kar na saka mein kutch bhi
Bas dekhte reh gaya
Haath the mere khaali
Bas kutch yaadin de gaya
Unhe hi teh laga ke rakha hai
Saath mein kutch ansuoo ke
Kaan kaan de gaya
Tumne to peeche mud ke dekha nahi
Akela chod ke mujhe
Tu ek regi-sthaan de gaya.


 

Latest Collection of Cute Hindi SMS
1.Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hain.
Aggar dosti karni hai to kaanton se karo,
Kyun ki woh chubh kar bhi yaad aatein hain.

2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada

3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai

4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye

6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho

7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain

8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho

12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai

13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility

14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die

15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u

16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye

17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna

20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna

21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s

22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho

28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u

29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi

30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai

32.Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends

33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye

34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon

35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye

36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge

37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi

38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi

39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar

40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

44.Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah

45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye

46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai

47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai

48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge

49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai

50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai

51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai

52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari

53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho

54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna

55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai

56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain

57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de

58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum

59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai

60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai

61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one

62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye

63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it

64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe

66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye

68.Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u

69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin

70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga

71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai

72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade

73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai

75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare

76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai

77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak

78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin

81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists

82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance

84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure

85.Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart

86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai

87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya

88.These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end

89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows

92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai

93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya

94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate

95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta

96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone

97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye

98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai

99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai

100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge

Heart Touching SMS in Hindi

1) Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….


2) Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……


3) Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…


4) Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karoRoz nikla karen
kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo


5) Har aahat ehsaas hamara dilaayegi.,
Har hawa khushbu hamari laayegi.;
Hum dosti aisi nibhaayengey yaara!
Ki hum na honge aur humhari yaad tumhe sataayegi..! !!


6) Tammana-e-ishq to hum bhi rakte hain,
Kisi ke dil me hum bhi dhadakte hain,
a jane woh kab milenge jin ke liye hum roz tadapte hain.


7) Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola,
Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai, Isliye chale aate hai!


8) Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.


9) Main Lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta,
iska matlab ye nahin k main tujhe pyar nahi karta
chata hun tumhe aaj bhi par
teri soch mein apna waqt bekar nahi karta,
tamasha na ban jaye kahin mohobat mein mera
islye apne dard ko bayan nahi karta


10) Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat meinzalim
warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta


11) Aapse nazrein to mila lein par
ye to bataiye ki Aap mein aisa kya dekhein
jo dekhte hi deewana banade
Badi mushkil se militi hai zindagi
sambhal ke rakhiye
Kahin is shama ko hum parvana na banade


12) Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.


13) Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.


14) Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.


15) Tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon
amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte ek ko
is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon


16) Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta


17) Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan!


18) Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon


19) Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai,
Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai,
Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai,
Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai…


20) Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga


21) Saath to mangne Se Mil Sakta Hai
Lekin Pyar Mangne Se Nahi Milta
Kyonki Pyar Kiya Nahi Jaata
Pyar to Ho Jata dil se dil ko jab koi pyara lagta hai.


22) Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.


23) Logo ko aksar kehte suna: “Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”.
Magar aap se mil ke Isha dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
“Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge”.


24) Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!


25) Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain


26) Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankhon mein intezar ki lakir chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna dhundte rahooge humhe,
pyar ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.


27) Jante hain hum zindagi mei gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi


28) Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.


29) Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.


30) Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye


31) Akele gaye they door ek pal ke liye,…;
Magar aapke dil ke kareeb they harr pal ke liye…;
Kaise bhulengey aapko ek pal ke liye…,
Jab kho chuke hain khudd ko harr pal ke liye..!!!


32) Kuch rishte anjane mein ho jate hai,
pehle dil phir zindagi se jud jate hain,
kehte hai uss daur ko dosti,
jisme dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hai


33) Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,
Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,
Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyaar ka izhaarkarna zaruri hai


34) Aasu me na dhundo hame dil me bas jayenge
tammana ho agar milne ki to band ankho me najar aayenge.


35) Koi ankhonm akhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi ankhon ankhon main mulakat kar leta hai
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena jab koi khamosh reh kar sawal kar leta hai.


36) Kisi ke pyar mein gehri chot khayi hai,
Wafa se pehle hi bewafai payi hai.
Log mangte hai duwa is haal mein marne ki,
Par humne uski yaado mein jeene ki kasam khayi hai…


37) Log mohabbat ko khuda kehte hai,
Agar koi kare to use ilzaam dete hai.
Kehte hai ke pathar dil roya nahi karte,
Fir kyu pahado se jharne gira karte hai…


38) Karoge fariyad guzre zamane ko,
Tarsoge hamare saath ek palbitane ko,
Phir aawaz doge hame aane ko,
Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko…


39) Mohabbat mein maine kya kuch nahi luta diya,
Unko pasand thi roshni Aur hamne khud ko jala diya…
Yahan TAK hO gAYE


40) Badduaen le raha hoo is bedard jamane ki.
Yahi sazaa mili hai unhe apne dil me basane ki.
Isliye e yaar mere karna na kabhi tu khata.
Kisi haseen chehre se ek pal bhi nazar milane ki…


41) Tadap utha bhi to zalim teri duhaari na du,
Main Zakham Zakham hu phir bhi tujhe dikhaai na du,
Tere badan me dhadakne laga hu dil ki tarah,
Ye aur baat hain ki ab tujhe sunaai na du…..


42) Jeena chahte hai magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hai magar maut pass nahi aati.
Hum zindagi se bahut udaas hai,
Uspe teri yaadein tadpaana se baaz nahi aati…


43) Is jaha mein mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza main maut to,
Deewano ki kabrain udaas na hoti…


44) Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi dedi,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi dedi,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di…


45) Khamosh palko se behkar jab aasu aate hai,
Aap kya jane kitne aap yaad aate hai.
Aaj bhi usi mod pe khade hai,
Jaha aapne kaha tha tehro hum abhi aate hai…


46) Naseeb se apne sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai,
jo mil nahi sakta ushi ki talaash kyun hoti hai.
Yu to hazaron khade hai rah mein,
Phir bhi unhi ki talaash kyun hoti hai…


47) Khaaye Hain Lakho Dhokhe,
Ek Dhokha Aur Seh Lenge.
Tu Leja Apni Doli Ko,
Hum Apni Arthi Ko Barat Keh Lenge…


48) Fareb tha unki hasi me,aashiqui samaj baithe.
Maut ko hum apni zindagi samaj baithe.
Yeh waqt ka majak tha ya hamari badnasibi,
Unki do baaton ko mohabbat samaj baithe…


49) Dil mera teri zulf ki janjeer ke kabil na tha.
Ye to masoom tha taasir ke kabil na tha.
Tujhse ek TASVEER maangi thi, tujhe na manga tha,
Kya aashie-a-dilber ek tasveer ke kabil na tha..


50) Manzil na rahi koi, Theekana bhi nahi hain,
Waapis muje ghar laut ke jaana bhi nahi hain.
Maine hi sikhaya tha usse TEER chalana,
Ab mere siva koi NISHANA bhi nahi hain…


51) Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna
1 khuda ko yaad karna taki tum jee sako
2 mujhe sms karna taki hum jee sake
3 naha lena taki sab jee sake


52) Yadon ke is bhawar main
1 pal mera ho pholoon k is chaman main
1 gul mera ho khuda kare ki jab woh yaad
kare apno ko to un apno main 1 naam mera ho


53) Ae barish zara tham k baras
jab mera yaar aajaye to jam k baras
phele na baras k wo aa na sake phir itna baras k wo jaa na sake


54) Tujh se milne ko man kar raha hai
man ko samjhaya to dil taradap raha hai
dil ko bhelaya to aankhein ro parain
unhein chup karaya tu saansain bol rarain i miss u yaar


55) Dhokha na dena ke tujh pe aitbaar bhout hai
yeh dil tere chahat ka talabgar bhout hai
tujhe na dekhen to dikhai kuch nahin
deta kiya kareke tujhse pyaar bhout hai


56) Dil ke zakhmo ko unse chupana pada
palke bheegi thi par muskurana pada
kese ulti hai pyaar ki yeh rasmein
ruthna chahte the par unko manana pada


57) Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai
milna na sahi judai to milti hai
kon kheta hai pyaar me kuch nahin milta
wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai


58) Dil se aapko yaad karenge
aapki har baat par aitbaar karenge
aap se apni shadi main aane ko to nahin
khenge phir bhi aapka intezar karenge


59) Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat na rahi
har waqt muskurane ki aadat na rahi
yeh soch kar ki koi manane nahin aayega ab
hamein rooth jane ki bhi aadat na rahi


60) Itne begane ho gaye hum ki kabhi fursat mein bhi hamari yaad na aayi.
hum to intezaar karte rahe aapke sms ka. lekin aapki to koi missed call bhi na aayi.


61) Teri awaz tere roop ki pehchan hai,
tere dil ki dhadkan mere dil ki jaan hai.
Na sunu jis roz teri batein,
lagta hai us roz ye jism hi bezaan hai.


62) Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti,
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo dosti to kadar karna,
kismat har kisi par meharban nahi hoti.


63) Hum apni dosti ko yaadon mein sajayenge,
dur rehkar bhi band ankhon me nazar ayenge.
Hum koi waqt nahi hain jo beet jayenge,
jab yad karoge tab chale ayenge.


64) Dhema-2 dard suhana hmko acha lgta hai,
dukhte ji ko aur dukhana hmko acha lgta hai.
din-2 bhar avara firna,ek hmari adt hai,
rat gye ghar laut k ana hmko acha lgta hai.
Chup -2 rehna aahe bharna,kuch na kehna logo se,
tanha-2 ashk bhana humko acha lagta hai.
gulo ko takte rehna,batein karna khushbu ki,
ye aalam apni zindagi ka hmko acha lagta hai.


65) Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin,
Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin.
Nazar nahin aate ho aap to kya hua,
Aakhon mein tasveer apki adhoori to nahin.


66) Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se,
phool khilte hai aapki aahat se,
Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki
Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE
se. Good morning.


67) Sabhi ko Sabh Kuch Nahi Milta,
Nadi ki har Lehar ko Sahil Nahi Milta.
Yeh Dil Walon ki Dunia hai Dost,
Kisi se Dil Nahi Milta to Koi Dil se Nahi Milta.


68) Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,
samjho ki tum unhe pyaar karte ho.
Aur jo gum me yaad aye,
jaan lo ki woh tumhe pyaar karte hai.


My Funny SMS Shayari Collection

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele 

Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam..
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote 

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola 

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein. 

Funny Hindi SMS

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
`
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
`
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
`
KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
`
Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
`
Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
`
Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
`
Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
`
Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
`
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
`
ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
`
bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
`
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
`
Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
`
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
`
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…


 

 

Dard Shayris

Tumko to bhul jayenge magar
tumhari yaadein kaise bhulayenge


jab bhi hogi pehli baarish
tumko samne payenge
woh bundo se bhara chehra
tumhara hum kaise dekh payenge


bahegi jab bhi sard hawaein
hum khud ko tanha payenge
ehsaas tumhare saath ka
hum kaise mehsoos kar payenge


is daudti hui zindagi mein
to hum bilkul hi ruk hi jayenge
thaam lo hume thamne se pehle
hum kaise yun ji payenge


le dubega ye dard humein
aur hum jeete ji mar jayenge…


 


Ansoo Ho Jo Tere Daman mein…!


Ansu Ho Jo Tere Daman Mein To Unhe Ankhon Tak Na Lana,
Alfazon Ki Shyahi Se Unhen Hum Tak Pahuchana..,
Sambhalega Yeh Sagar Teri Ankh Ke Har moti Ko Kuch Is Tarah..,
Ki Banjaye Har Moti meri zindagi Ka Khazana…!


 


Dard Bhari Shayari




Tum dil se hamein yon pukara na karo,
Yon tum hamein ishara na karo,
Door hain tumse ye majburi hai hamari,
Tum tanhaiyon mein yun tadpaya na karo.
`
Door ho jane se rishtey nahi tootte,
Na hi sirf paas rahne se judte,
Ye to dilon ke bandhan hain,
Isiliye hum tumhein aur tum hamein nahi bhoolte
`
Yuhi aankhon se ansu bahte nahi,
Kisi aur ko hum apna kahte nahi,
Ek tum hi ho jo ruk se gaye ho zindagi mein,
Varna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kahte nahi.
`
Re: Senti shayari & sms Collection
Hua jo gam tumhein, dard kahi aur hoga,
Hanso jo tum, khush koi aur hoga,
Socho to zara us anjaan ke bare mein,
Vo anjaan mere sivaa aur kaun hoga ?
`
Koi subah aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar,
Hamein to us subah ka intezaar hai,
Jo aaye tumhein saath lekar
`
Har kisi ko milta nahi pyar ka maza,
Naseeb valon ko milta hai ye meetha zaher mohabbat ka,
Bharosa rakhna apne pyar pe,
Bin bharose vala pyar tikta nahi is sansar mein.


 

Senti Shayari in Hindi


Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..
`
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..
`
Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.
`
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,
Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..
`
Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata,
hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne ,
Kisiko kehkar apna banaya nhi jata……,


 


Senti Shayari Collections



Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..
`
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!
`
Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain
`
Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…
`
Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.


 

Dard



Duniya khatam hoti nahi mamuli toofano se,
Isse to qayamat chahiye.
Mehsoos nahi hota hai mujhe apna gum,
Hume to zamane ka dard chahiye.


 



Hindi Shayari

Ham janate hen aap hame bhool jayenge ,
dil me apne , bhuli hui yaadon ki tarah rakh.
nafrat jo , aapko he hamse buri taraha ,
seene me apne jakhm jagane ke liye rakh
yaad aayegi hamari , kabhi bhi na aapko,
yadon ke samandar me dubane ke liye rakh
tu rakh to sahi kisi tarha , apne paas
paas nahi to door bhagane ke liye rakh…



 

 

Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi

Tera Sms Jb Jb Aata H
Ang Ang Machal Jata H
Ang Ang Me GUDGUDI Hoti H
Ohhh..Oy.
Tere SMS Ka Kasur Nahi
Mobile Hi Vibration Me Hota H


 

 

Ye dil bahut udas he,
koi apna nai paas he,
har waqt boring sa ahsaas he,
jara apni girlfrnd ka number dena,
suna he maal bahut JHAKKAAS he.


 

 

Phir Wahi Din Hoga
Phir Wahi Raat Hogi


Lakin ab Na Jane Phir Kab Mulakat Hogi

Magar Karte Rehna SMS Tabhi toh Dilse Dil Ki baat Hogi

 

 

Killer shayari!!
Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…


wah

Tumhari adaon pe main wari wari…

Dial *123# for Airtel balance enquiry

 

 

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,
Ek pal me juda ho gaye,
Abhi to mere saath the,
Abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,
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Kahi soh to nahi gaye?




 

Sagr Ki Ret Pr 1Ldka Ldki K Sath Baitha Tha
Usne Ldki Se PuchaTum Bolti q Nhi?
Usne Palke Jhukakr Shrmakr
Ret P Likha Muh Me Gutka Hai




Hindi version of “United We Stand, Divided We Fall..”
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“Sangathan Mein Shakti Hai, Akele Mein Phat ti Hai…” 


 

 

DARDNAAK KAHANI-
1Ladke Ne Kaha-i Love U
to Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara
to Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua
is tarah
DARD NAAK Kahani Khatm Hua


 

 

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga
Sab Ki Tasveere Jala Dunga
Ek Tum Hi Rahoge Sirf Is Dil Me
Balance Dalwa Do
Bahut Dua Dunga!


 

 

Jyotish-35 Ki Umr Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Aadmi-Uske Baad?

:-O


Jyotish-Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi 

 

 

 

some dosti sms and shayari


    



Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.


 

Rishto ne har qadam pe imtehaan liya,tanhai ne har mod pe dhokha diya.
Zindagi se phir b shikayat nahi Kyunki,Zindagi ne “Aap” jaisa dost bhi to diya.





Hum umidon ki dunia basate rahe,Vo bhi har kadam par aazmate rahe.
Jab mahobbat k imtihaan mein marna pada,Humne jaan dedi aur vo kasmein khaate rahe.





Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki,jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki.
vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar,magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.





Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi, mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi, hum
to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha
gaya koi….!!!!!!!!!




Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale
zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi,
uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi,
ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.



Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusuvai se darte hain,
Dil meih umang hai tujhse milne ki Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain


 

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.




If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day;
now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.




If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.



Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.


Santa and Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?

Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Santa :”lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol

Karenge?”



Santa To Banta:

oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:

vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas

rehna chaiyeh na



Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha



Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

Banta: In case the siren won”t work, one of them to scream

“Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other –

“Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

 

 

Dard Shayari

 

0)Khushi is had se gujri aa gaye muskan ko aanshu;
Kahin koi luta to aa gaye imaan ko aanshu!
Chadhaa kar loot ki sampatti sabane jeet mangi to;
Pujaari muskuraya, aa gaye bhagwaan ko aanshu!


 

1) Seh liya har dard humne haste haste’
ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste’
ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro’
wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..


2) Dhala din..
Fir wahi shaam hogi..
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi…,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi.
Hasrato ki mehfil….
Uhi viraan hongi.


3) Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha,is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha.Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par, aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi
raha.


4) Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaaro’
jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai Yaaro’
wo najro se door hai to kya huwa..
Banke dil ki dhadkn mere paas to hai yaaro’


5) Is Dil me aa saka na koi Is dil ko chura na saka koi Kasoor is main kisi ka nahi Aap jesi jagha is Dil main bana saka na koi

6) Shaam chirago se saja rakkhi hain.. Shart logo se laga rakkhi hain, shayad aa jaye koi humse bhi zyada pyasa, yahi sochkar thodi si bacha rakkhi hain…….

7) Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota…

 Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho


9) Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo SHARAB hoti

10) Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum


 

 

Na sarovar ma dubya , na samandar ma dubya
Dubi gaya tamari ankho ni jheel ma
Ek jotish ni kaheli vaat che
Mane sacche j pani ni ghaat che




Aa prem ni ramat pan kamal che
har hoy ke jit ek sarkhi dhamal che
nirala ena niyam,nirali eni chal che
harela to thik tema jeetela pan behal che




Lakhi lejo hatheli ma naam maru,
sneh na desh ma che dhaam maru
Koik divas jo taras lagse tamne,
hatheli thi pani pita yaad aavse naam maaru.




Sagar puche reti ne : Bhinjvu tane ke kem?
Reti mann ma roi padi : Aam kai puchi puchi ne thata hase prem




jane che chata anjan bane che
aevi rite shu kam mane heran kare che
mane puche che ke tane su game che
kavi rite kahu ke mane to tu game che




Agar “TITANIC” picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ?
socho
socho


“Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma ”



Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..




Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che




Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,
Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.




Prem Ni Koi Divas Kimat Thaay Nahi,
Nazik Ke Door Thi Samjaay Nahi,
Sneh Na Dariya Ma Dubo To Khabar Pade!!
Em Kinaare Rahi Haiyu Bhinjaay nahi!!




Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu
khoti buma bum che doctroni
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.


Hindi Shayris-a

Wo keh gaye humse ke ab wo hame sapno me hi milne aaenge,
Koi jaa kar keh de unhe ki wo aane ka waada to kare,
Hum hamesha ke liye soo jaenge……!!!!!


Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharaab ko diya jata hai,
Par isme kasoor sharab ka nahi unka hai jinka chehra hame har jaam main nazar aata hai.!


Jiyo itna ki marna mushkil ho jaye,
Haso itna ki rona mushkil ho jaye,
Kissiko chahna acchi baat hai magar chaho itna ki bhulna mushkil ho jaye.!


Kitni jaldi ye raat guzar jaati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi aur barsaat guzar jaati hai,
Apni yaado se keh do ki yu hame sataya na kare,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai.!


Koi aashiqui kehte hai,
Koi dillagi kehte hai,
Koi deewangi kehte hai,
Par jin par hum marte hai hum to unhe jindagi kehte hai.!


Dil ki dhadkan dhadka gaya koi,
Mere khwabo ko mehka gaya koi,
Hum to anjaane rasto par chal rahe the achanak hi pyaar ka matlab shikha gaya koi.!


Tanhai se nahi mehfil se darte hai,
Duniya se nahi khud se darte hai,
Yu to bahut kuch khoya hia humne par na jaane kyu tumhe khone se darte hai.!


 



Tera Pyar


Tera pyaar hai itna pyaare,
Kam lagta hai jivan sara,
Tere milan ki lagan se,
hamein aana padega dunia mein dobara!!!


 



Top Ten Hindi SMS of the week!



1) Ishq kar deta hai bekrar,bhar deta hai pathar k dil mein pyaar,har 1
ko nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai
intezar….. ….


2) Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala “Chehara Janab ka.”


3) Baithe-Baithe jindgi barbad na kijiye. Jindgi milti hai kuchh kar
dikhane k liye. Roke agar aasman hamare raste ko. To taiyar ho jao aasman
jhukane k liye.


4)(ok) Aapki yad na aaye to hum bewafa, Aap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafa,
Hume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi,1bar nazar fer lo, na mar jaye
to hum bewafa.


5) Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi…
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi….


6) Zindagi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,par zindagi kisiki mehboob nahi
banti,tamanna leker jeete hain sab log,magar har tamanna TAQDIR nahi
banti… Good morning


7) Rangat teri zulfo ki ghatao ne churai
Khusboo tere anchal se hawao ne udai
Paimane ka dil na tut jaye to kahu main
Hai cheez gazab ki jo nigaho ne pilai


 Na rahi aaj wo apni kahani, Na wo hasin din na wo raatein suhani, Phir
bhi hume aziz hai unki har nishaani, Chahe dil ka wo dard ho ya aankho ka
paani…


9) Kisike dil me basna bura to nahi,kisiko dil me basana khata to
nahi,gunah hai ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,zamaane wale bhi insaan
hain khuda to nahi.


10) Patti, patti Gulab ban jati
Har kali mehare khwab ban jati
aapne dali na kuch aisi mehkdana najre
warna
subhaki os bhi sharabh ban jati


 



Shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti

shararat na hoti shikayat na hoti
naino me kisi ke nazakat na hoti
na hoti bekarari na hote hum tanha
jo jahan me kambakht mahobat na hoti
na hote ye sapne ye khwabo ki duniya
kisi ko chahat ki tamanna na hoti
na zulfo ki chhaya na phoolo ki khushboo
yado me unki yu raate na katti
jo na hoti mahobat ye ansu na hote
dil bhi na khota aaj tanha na rote
majnu si apani ye halat na hoti
jo jahan me kambakht mohabbat na hoti


 



Deewani Ladki



Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi


Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai


aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai


 


Kyun…?



Kyun pyar karne ki hadein hoti hein,
Kyun dil dene ki wajah hoti hein,
Kyun jazbaton ko dabana padta hai,
Kyun is dil ko samzana padta hai,
Kyun har dil ko ye mehsoos nahi hota,
Kyun sabko ye manzur nahi hota,
Kyun dil se dil nahi milta,
Kyun pyar ka phool nahi khilta,
Kyun dil ke nagme dil nahi gata,
Dil mein kya hai ye kah nahi pata,
Kya dil dene ki yahi saza hai,
Kya pyar karne mein yahi mazaa hai.


 


SMS Shayari



Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?


Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


(ok)Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)


Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan?.


Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Woh hamari gali me aaye?
Aur chillake bole?..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!


(ok)Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de


jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)


Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo


Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per ?


Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua?. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya?Phir mere dil me khayal aaya?Ke lagta hay ki?Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ?NAHAYA?

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle?.bakri kha gayi..

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai?! ?MOBILE? k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Child : – Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -Mohit : – Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi-

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain?-

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi -

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi?

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum?

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

 

 

 

Jab Yunhi Kabhi Baithay Baithay

Jab Yunhi Kabhi Baithay Baithay, Kuch Yaad Achanak Aa jaye 
Her Baat Say Dil Bayzar Sa Ho, Her Cheez Say Dil Ghabra jaye 
Karna Bhi Mujhe Kuch Aur He Ho, Kuch Aur He Mujh Say Ho jaye 
Kuch Aur He Sochoon Main Dil Men, Kuch Aur He Hontoon Par Aae 
Aisay He Kisee Aik Lamhay Men, Chupke Say Kabhi Khamoshi Men 
Kuch Phool Achanak Khil jayen, Kuch Betay Lamhe Yaad Aaen 
Tab Yaad Tumhari Aatee Hay … 


Jab Chandni Dil Kay Aangan Main, Kuch Kahene Mujh Say Aa jaye 
Ik Khwab Se Chote Koi, Ehsaas Pay Mere Chaa jaye 
Jab Zulf Pareshaan Chehray Per, Kuch Aur Pareshaan Ho jaye 
Kuch Dard Bhi Dil Mein Hone Lage, Aur Saans Bhi Bojhal Ho jaye 
Aisay He Kisee Aik Lamhay Men, Chupkay Say Kabhi Khamoshi Men 
Kuch Phool Achanak Khil jayen, Kuch Betay Lamhe Yaad Aaen 
Tab Yaad Tumhari Aatee Hay … 


Jab Shaam Dhalay Chaltay Chaltay, Manzil Ka Na Koi Naam Mile 
Ik Hansta Hua Aaghaz Mile, Ik Rota Hua Anjaam Mile 
Palkoon Kay Laraztay Ashkoon Say, Is Dil Ko Koi Paygham Mile 
Aur Sari Wafaoon Kay Badlay, Mujh Ko He Koi Ilzaam Mile 
Aisay He Kisee Aik Lamhay Men, Chupkay Say Kabhi Khamoshi Men 
Kuch Phool Achanak Khil jayen, Kuch Betay Lamhe Yaad Aaen 
Tab Yaad Tumhari Aatee Hay …


 

Independence Day SMS

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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki,Meri Khush naseebi,mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula nasake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.”JAI HIND”

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Na poocho jamane ko kya hamari kahani hai. Hamari pehchaan to sirf yeh hai ki hum HINDUSTANI hai. Happy Republic Day..

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Watan hamara misaal mohabat ki,Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki, Meri Khush naseebi,mili zindagi is chaman mein Bhula nasake koi iski khushbo saton janam mein.HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.

Cool SMS | Text Messages

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm..

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gujara waqt dubara kabhi aata nahi hai… Aur… Insaan wohi hai jo pareshaanio me b ghabrata nahi hai..

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maine kaha- Dard, taklif, maut, bimaria kiske liye? are yaar mere liye main kisi our ka bura nahi chahata.

Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.

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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..



Double Meaning SMS | Text Messages

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao…Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo…

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT

Wise SMS | Perfect Choice For Facebook Status

They Says That: “Walking Is Good For Health” But Have U Ever Seen Any Postman Beating A Truck Driver

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Jab Tawaj’ja Ka Markaz “Apni Hi Zaat” Ki Khoobiya’n Hon Tou “INSAAN” Apni “Islaah Mein Sust” Aur “Tanqeed Kerny Mein Chust” Ho Jata h

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Agar Apki Ankh Khobsurat Hai To Apko Dunya Achi Lage Gi, Lakin Agar Apki Zuban Khobsurat Hai To Aap Dunya Ko Ache Lago Ge.SMS

 

Best Wishes SMS 

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Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!

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It feels gud 2 stand on ground n watch up high as u aim But it feels BEST to stand up high n others watch U as their Aim.

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If u fall,don’t see the place where u fell,but, see the place where u slipped “That’s the way to be successful person.
MY BEST WISHES



AASIF BIDANI’s SMS in English
 
(A)        Always be good for good but never bad for bad because we can wash tears wit water but we can’t wash blood with blood…

(B)        Possibility/Impossibility does not depend on size of our goal  , but on size of our faith . keep faith to make everything possible.

(C)        Patience & Tension are opposite of each other, because Patience makes you Mentally STRONG & Tension makes you Strongly MENTAL.

(D)        Meaningful thought:  SUCCES-Introduces YOU to the WORLD, FAILYRE-Introduces the WORLD to YOU. -Read again…….

(E)        Life is like Writing With a pen, We can Cross out our Past but We Can’t Erase it.

(F)         When time never stops for us, then why should we stop for right time?! Wrong to do a right thing .  –do it now-

(G)        Meaningful quote : Many times in life realization is not worth because it comes after we loose something….

(H)        END is not end; Infect E.N.D.  means Effort Never Dies…,

 NO is not negative word; N.O. means Next Opportunity.…

 


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